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Jeff Hurley
 Need something? Email me! Click Here for my world record interview (seriously, it is!) with FALL OUT BOY!
 Click Here for my interview with JOE JONAS. We talk about Big Rob, sleeping arranegments, the tour bus and MILEY.
Click Here for JESSE MCCARTNEYs interview. Find out why he and Jordin Sparks might be fighting on tour!
 Click Here for my entire interview with Ne-Yo. we talk about his missing Grammy award, his new album and the special woman in his life.
My friend emailed me this...and i HAD to repost it.
You know you're from Rochester when....
1. You believe that "down south" means Maryland.
2. The thought of eating a "garbage plate" makes your mouth water.
3. The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow.
4. The worst four-letter word you could say is "Fuji".
5. You can't swim at the beach.
6. You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway.
7. Toronto is about 70 miles away, but it takes four hours to get there.
8. The name "Greater Rochester International Airport" is bigger than the airport itself.
9. There's an 800 number to report a pothole in the road.
10. You know that a "Can of Worms" is not something that you take fishing.
11. Your baby's first word is "Wegmans".
12. You ask lifetime residents where the George Eastman House is, but they don't know either.
13. In a city where it snows at least 90" per year, they build a new sports stadium with no roof on it.
14. It can be 70 degrees one day, below freezing the next, and you think nothing of it.
15. Your mother is buying outfits to wear to Wegmans.
16. Your low-fat diet is never low enough to exclude an Abbott's custard.
17. You order a white hot and a pop, and the counterman knows what you're talking about.
18. You can travel from Egypt to Greece in about a half-hour by car.
19. D&C refers to the newspaper, not a medical procedure.
20. You know who Vinnie and Angelo are.
21. At any mall on Sat. you see at least 5 people you either work with, went to school with or dated.
22. Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction.
23. Awakening from a deep sleep, the clock says 6:00, but you have no idea whether it's AM or PM.
24. When 12+ inches of snow has fallen overnight, but you never thought of NOT going to work.
25. You are perplexed when friends from other cities come to visit and want to "see the sights"
26. A flagpole strung w/ white lights seems like an acceptable alternative to a municipal Christmas tree.
27. In winter if it hits 45 F degrees & the sun shines,people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets.
28. There are places at the poles that seem to get more sunlight during the winter months than we do.
29. Wegmans is somewhere to go on a Friday night, for entertainment.
30. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh? (And it's worth more than your US $s.)
31. You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
32. You recognize that people from Pennsylvania have an accent.
33. Halloween costumes are designed to be worn OVER coats.
34. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
35. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack of Genny Cream Ale and a bucket of Buffalo wings.
36. You can compare Nick Tahoe's garbage plate to at least 3 other knock-offs in competing restaurants.
37. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Rochester, NY
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Due to the non-stop stream of litigation involving the broadcast industry, I've decided to cover my butt with the following:
DISCLAIMER: This site is meant to be a mildly funny representation of my life. If any of the content on this page contains actual humor, please alert me and i will have it removed as soon as possible. Any and all attempts at sounding cool are purely coincidental. Persons depicted on this site may be entirely fictional. Any descriptions of illegal or immoral activities are most likely fake, since i'm in bed at 11pm on a Friday night watching Food Network.
I cannot actually cause mayhem or bring sexy back. If you are under the impression that I'm "ballin", please refer to my photo...where you will see that i'm a geeky white guy who doesn't care if you like Dolce or Prada.
I assure you, I am neither as funny, sexy, bitter, clever or sarcastic as the content of this page may indicate.
If at any point you begin to find yourself intrigued or amused by this page, please lower your dosage and consult your physician. |
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Friday 04-24-2009 12:56pm ET
The new JONAS BROS ALBUM gonna look like this:  Lines, Vines and Trying Times drops June 15th. They told MTV that it's gonna be a little different:
"We're really proud of it. It's a good step for who we are as
musicians. As we get older, so does our music. There's a lot more horns
and it's really fun. I think people are going to be able to jam out to
it in their cars or their mom's cars or their boom boxes." "[The
album is] our journal in songs," Nick said, adding that the tracks are
about "things we've gone through, personal experiences we get
inspiration from. We've also been working on trying to use metaphors
... to kind of mask a literal thing that happens to us." I
sat down with them last summer to talk music, miley and more. Point
your mouse over to the left side of the page to hear the entire
interview.
Friday 04-17-2009 10:12am ET
There
might be some truth to reports that Brad and Angelina are having
problems. He flew to France alone over Easter saying that he had to
attend Cannes. Cannes isn't for another month. In the meantime,
Angelina's father Jon Voight is telling people that she's crying on his
shoulder because Brad is accusing her of caring more about her career
than the kids. A
woman in camouflage was arrested for peeping in Britney's house
yesterday. Her name is Miranda Tozier-Robbins and she had to be
physically escorted off the property because she wouldn't leave when
asked to. She is set to appear in court on June 16th. This woman
auditioned for 'American Idol' in 2005, where she sang a Britney song
and lists Britney as her favorite artist on her MySpace page. She also
says that she has 'issues' but is 'working on them.' Evidently. Friends
are worried that Eminem's new girlfriend is going to ruin his
comeback. Tracy McNew is said to control every aspect of Eminem's life
since they started dating a year ago. She is even controlling his
business affairs! Lindsay
Lohan is set to file a palimony suit against Samantha Ronson.
Surprisingly, Samantha has much more money than Lindsay and when the
two started dating, Samantha was making $5,000 per DJ gig but is not
getting $100,000. So Lindsay is set to ask for 10 percent for the next
5 years which Samantha might pay just to be rid of her. Vin
Diesel says that he is NOT gay. He just dates women in Europe where
he's 'not easily recognized.' Sounds like the classic 'my girlfriend
lives in Canada' defense.
Friday 04-17-2009 10:10am ET
There
might be some truth to reports that Brad and Angelina are having
problems. He flew to France alone over Easter saying that he had to
attend Cannes. Cannes isn't for another month. In the meantime,
Angelina's father Jon Voight is telling people that she's crying on his
shoulder because Brad is accusing her of caring more about her career
than the kids. A
woman in camouflage was arrested for peeping in Britney's house
yesterday. Her name is Miranda Tozier-Robbins and she had to be
physically escorted off the property because she wouldn't leave when
asked to. She is set to appear in court on June 16th. This woman
auditioned for 'American Idol' in 2005, where she sang a Britney song
and lists Britney as her favorite artist on her MySpace page. She also
says that she has 'issues' but is 'working on them.' Evidently. Friends
are worried that Eminem's new girlfriend is going to ruin his
comeback. Tracy McNew is said to control every aspect of Eminem's life
since they started dating a year ago. She is even controlling his
business affairs! Lindsay
Lohan is set to file a palimony suit against Samantha Ronson.
Surprisingly, Samantha has much more money than Lindsay and when the
two started dating, Samantha was making $5,000 per DJ gig but is not
getting $100,000. So Lindsay is set to ask for 10 percent for the next
5 years which Samantha might pay just to be rid of her. Vin
Diesel says that he is NOT gay. He just dates women in Europe where
he's 'not easily recognized.' Sounds like the classic 'my girlfriend
lives in Canada' defense.
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