-Welcome to the wonderful world of wonderwear.  Yes ladies there is now a bra for your booty.  I say false advertising.  Now you can pretty much lie about everything from your neck down.

-Why are Katie Holmes's knees black and blue???  I have no idea.  Discuss amongst yourselves and enjoy the gross pictures.

-This just annoys me for no reason.  Brad and Angelina want 2 more kids......by next year.   Seriously one of the two of them is gonna have to actually start doing some acting again here in the near future so they can support all these children that she is poppin out.

-LiLo says her dad is out of control...... Hello pot, meet the kettle.

-What are you going to do now Michael Phelps?   If you thought he was going to answer "goto Disney World" you were wrong.  Turns out he is gonna host SNL, along with musical guest Lil Weezy...watch for it this September.

-Are Rihanna and Chris Brown getting a house together?!?!  That's what I'm hearing.  Oh and of course I have to throw in that they are just friends so really they are really just rooming together.  Riiiiiiiight.....

-Just when you thought everyone and their mother had a reality show, now there is a list of people that SHOULD have one.  Check this out.

-"It's Complicated".....actually not so much Denise, you see your show is cancelled.   E told the d lister her show would not be renewed for another season.  Wow and to think we were just talking about crappy reality shows.  What a segueway.

-Forget what we said yesterday, now Paula Abdul is excited about there being a 4th judge on Idol.  Guess someone from the show finally looped her in on the talking points.

-Is Shaq stalking an Atlanta FEMALE rapper?  Are really having this discussion?  I feel like last week we were reading about how he had reconciled his marriage,  Guess not.

-LiLo is getting a step mom....or is it step sister?  The woman is only 24 and isn't LiLo only like 22?  That's gotta be awkward, but I'm guessing with her totally normal family life she should be used to it by now.

-Ladies listen up!!!  Your favorite elevator music hottie Michael Bolton is back on the market.  Yes that's right he's broken his engagement off with Nicollete Sheridan.   Try to contain yourself.

-What a week for Diddy, first he's held at gunpoint by cops and now pirates.  Yes.  Pirates.  They exist in 2008.  I should mention that Diddy was not on the yacht when this happened but it's still crazy to think Pirates are still holding people up.  Yarrrr.  Sorry.

-And tragedy today for Dr. Dre as his 20 year old son was found dead in LA.

-Former porn star Jenna Jamison is preggers.  Boy that kid is gonna be able to just walk out of there....

-This is Kim Kardashian's foot.  Appearently she cut it in a hotel room over the weekend while stepping on broken glass.  Hopefully this does not affect her plans to appear on Dancing With Stars in the Fall.  We should note that she was "rushed to the ER" over this.

-Did you know they are adding a 4th judge to idol this year?  Paula appearently isn't thrilled, although she might just be wasted and have no idea what show we're talking about.

-Paris is searching for a new BFF.....in another country.  I guess she has run out of people to "be friendly with" here in the states.

-And now we know for sure.....BRIT BRIT IS NOT PERFORMING AT THE VMA'S.  At least as of now that seems to be the case, although it wouldn't surprise me if she pops out and performs anyway.

-Are stars on The Hills overpaid?  Does anyone watch The Hills?  Does anyone care?

-Ashlee Simpson is looking rather preggers these days.   I suppose that's acceptable given the fact that she should be popping any day now.